This post contains large photos beneath the LJ Cuts. The pictures themselves are safe for work or whatever, but the text certainly isn't.

Art 1
Inspired by: The Sex Towels by anarion for random_nexus
Depicts: John holding a towel fresh from the dryer, and thinking of sexy things.
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The Adventure of The Speckled Band | A Completely Different Story by Astapez

Also, I've no idea what this has to do with anything, or how I got this fic idea from it, but in order to set the tone for this story, I'm going to brag about my new desktop wallpaper which I got off of Wikipedia while looking for British frogs. It features two male frogs ( Read more... )

Let's Get Freaky

A wordsketch by Astapez

Warning: non-con transformation, body horror, abominations.
This is Astapez's censored internal thoughts.
If you like it, find something you think would inspire more.

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The Hackneyed Jet Li Movie Plot

by Astapez

Not Beta'd so whoever wants to read it over and tell me
if I'm being too geeky or raping the English language too much, let
me know please!
Set after Someone's Got a New Desktop Wallpaper, but before Someone's Got A  New Cell Phone Ring Tone.

Universe Inspired by Random_Nexus'
Fic
http://random-nexus.livejournal. ( Read more... )

I have decided what to do with one of my works in progress. The phoenix thing is largely plotless but full of good joke opportunities. Thus, it is better suited to sporadic comic format than anything else.

Look, I blocked one out already! (sketchy drawing is sketchy on purpose, I just wanted to put things where they go)

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Okai. I am aware that I've already fallen off the wagon. I am currently working on an epic thing. Actually, a couple of epic things but really, I've been on tumblr again. (also, in my defense, I've nearly died four times this week at least. Writing fic hasn't really been a priority because of that.) I don't have a tumblr account and I really should ( Read more... )

http://valeria2067.tumblr.com/post/16735509646/okay-i-dreamt-a-sexy-fanfic-idea-but-i-dont-think

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. ( I haven’t seen Series 2, so I’m going to assume a John has not met Sebastian Moran scenario)

Title: I have mixed feelings about this.
Author: Astapez
Disclaimer: Even if I forget to mention it... BBC Sherlock isn't mine. Really though ( Read more... )

Fuck not posting anything to my journal ever. You know why? Because I keep wanting to be like random_nexus and the other awesomesauce writers who seem to have it figured out and regularly crank out good stuff. But I have decided, as of today, that I'll never get any better if anybody who ever looks at it is me, and my one friend I show everything ( Read more... )